GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Like Watching Degrassi
Hey you! Come sit down, I was just about to see what’s on TV. Oh look! Degrassi’s on! Oh my god, it’s a marathon. Awesome. Wait, why are you getting up? Where are you going? What do you mean you don’t like Degrassi?! Do you also dislike free samples and Mexican beer?! Yeah, I get that we were both in high school a long time ago. So what? Well, of course the writing and acting are awful! I don’t think you get it. It would be really hard to laugh at how ridiculous the plots and characters are if I actually identified with them. Look, instead of arguing with me, why don’t you just leave? The episode where Spinner gets shot is on and I want to watch it in peace.
A stone cold serious Guest Dealbreaker written by Erika.
OMG, i feel i could have written this. mine would have to be “The episode where Craig gets addicted to coke and opens for Taking Back Sunday” though… good times
Rookie of The Year — “Eighty Eight Keys” (Since I Left Your World EP, 2009)
